bday on sat june 26

hey guys my bday is this sat wut do u think is gonna happn this wekend i hope capt hank gets me sum kittys i want a delisish one an then ill stick sum fireworks in it as candles lol and a nuther wit candies it can b a pinnata lolololol

oh yeh i dun age till time skip if tat ever hapenz so ill still be 19

fried chiken

lol fried chikken

it wuz my idea. i was also the 1 that did it capt only gav me permish. u kno how hes afriad o animals LOL!!!1!!

gotta get back to scool :(

also evil

hehehehehehehe

i cant beleive capt did that

heheheehehehe

i guess im evil two >:)

grr capt...

sup? ntn much here jus chilin n scool

we did sum history or sumthing.

wtf capt do i haf to go here evryday?????

Scool

um yeah im just gonna forget this day happened i didnt get any sleep because some earth person told me i should be in scool or sumthing like that and i had to work for seven hours with no pay i think i'll have my parents sue them or something cuz that is cruel and unusual punishment and i think its pretty obvios i dont need to go to school. :(

Urrrr....

i found a game store on earth but capt wont let me by anything

hes not my mom

...unless theirs a conspiracy or sumthing.

lolololeheheeheh

i ate a calico soul today twas delish

Hhhhmmmmmmmm....

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The internet is back?

idk?

Ummmmm.... idk. I'm Caesar and i'm writing this blog cuz toni told me to. Like she's captain. And then Hank told me to. He's captain, okay.

Well, i guess I coud tell you what I did today. I ate the soul of a puppy. don't worry, it was a clone. you earth people will understand someday. Yes, it was delish, guys seriosly. Mmmkay, now I'm going to take a nap.

oh yeah, see you next week. maybe i'll eat another cool soul to tell you about.